The Top Ten Things To Do At Disneyland
10. Try to pick up Disney characters.
9. Go around asking where Bugs Bunny is.
8. Start a protest on the cruelty of making animals wear clothes.
7. Take a survey to see if the staff are being treated well.
6. Change the music on the 'It's A Small World' ride to Nine Inch Nails.
5. Scream in terror on story tale rides and yawn in boredom on fast rides.
4. Lay siege to Sleeping Beauty's Castle.
3. Try and buy carrot sticks from the street vendors.
2. Go on a jungle cruise safari. Don't forget the extra ammo!
1. Wave a wand at people, sprinkle glitter on them, and tell them to think happy thoughts.