10. Go looking for bears to taunt with your candy bar.

9. Choose your next Christmas tree.

8. Devise complex plans to exchange park ranger trucks for those little cars clowns use.

7. Carve your initials into a mountian using dynamite.

6. Open a weight loss center. The pounds will soon disappear while being chased by wild animals...

5. Help wallpaper a bear's cave.

4. Create a wild animal barber shop quartet.

3. Start a rumor about giant bloodsucking penguins in climate control suits.

2. See how many avalanches you can cause by yodelling.

1. Turn into your secret identity of smokey the bear to fight crime, stop litterbugs, and kick firestarter butt.