"Fox Mulder... G-Man, Paranormal Investigator... Sex Toy." -- (I can't remember where I got this... Can someone help me?)

You can tell everyone you have Fox Mulder on your chest.

Excuse me, Agent Skinner, are those FBI Jeans you're wearing? Can I take them off?

Actually I was thinking, "Cancer Dude's gonna need to change his undies!"

'Hello my name is Fox Mulder you kidnapped my sister prepare to die'. -- Mulder, "Come my love, I'll tell you a tale." <Looking for author. Don't have fanfic with me...>

But, I want to play baseball! I don't want to take over the earth!