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"Do I like shrubs?"
"That's between you and your god." -- Buffy and Xander
"I wish we could be regular kids."
"Yeah, I'll never be a kid."
"All right, a regular kid and her cradle-robbing, creature-of-the-night
boyfriend." -- Buffy and Angel
"And didn't they beat the Elks this year in the Sunnydale adult bowling
league championships?"
"Their credo is to sow discord and kill the unwary."
"Bowling is a vicious game." -- Xander and Giles
"Don't warn the tadpoles!"
"Don't warn the tadpoles?"
"I... I have frog fear." -- Willow and Giles
Note to self: religion, freaky. -- Buffy
Excommunicated and sent to Sunnydale. That's a guy big with the sinning. -- Buffy
"I can say, 'Kendra, you slay, I'm going to Disneyland.'"
"But, not forever, right?"
"No. Disneyland would get boring after a few months." -- Buffy and
Willow
The monkey's the only cookie animal that gets to wear clothes, you know
that?
You have the sweetest smile I've ever seen.So I'm wondering, do the
other cookie animals feel sort of ripped? Like, is the hippo going, "Hey,
man, where are my pants? I have my hippo dignity." And you know, the monkey's
just, "I mock you with my monkey pants!"And then there's a big coup in
the zoo."
"The monkey is French?"
"All monkey's are French. You didn't know that?" -- Oz and Willow
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