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"How are you doing, Ainsley?"
"I'm concerned about peeing on your carpet."
"Now, so am I." -- Leo & Ainsley
They won't let me smoke inside, but they'll let you pee in Leo's closet. -- Prez
"We need a truckload of pizza."
"Anything else?"
"And some Cuervo 1800, if we have any lying around."
"How much?"
"Enough for me." -- Carol and CJ
"Why are you a Republican?"
"I hate poor people." -- Donna and cute Republican