You know the show, 'Touched by an Angel'? Well, this ain't it. -- Mr. Chapel, Friends
Kid's don't have a problem with me. It's grownups that get a little scared sometimes. -- Mr. Chapel, Friends
We haven't met yet, but I have a feeling he isn't going to like me much. -- Mr. Chapel, Friends
In a world of chaos, wrinkle-free shirts keep me sane. -- Mr. Chapel, Friends
"I'm feeling kinda guilty."
"Because you're destroying my life?"
"No! I'm good with that!" -- Mr. Chapel and bad guy, Friends