"Watch the mouth pal! With the school trashed as it is, I'm what is legally known as 'Loco Parente'. Which means I'm responsible for keeping all racist and derogatory language to a minimum. Naturally, any mention o' Genetic Cleansing, is out of the question." -- Mr. Corsi

"You are one of Xavier's minions, no doubt?" "I prefer the term 'operative'. 'Volunteer' if you must. Minion is so... demeaning." -- Unuscione and Mr. Corsi

"You have slain a fellow acolyte -- and that will cost you your life!" "You couldn't have mentioned that earlier? I would have settled for giving him a flesh wound." -- Unuscione and Mr. Corsi

"Hey mister -- you're an angel! Did we die in the explosion?" "Leave the guy alone, Dwayne -- can'tcha see he's trying to save us? Jerk." "I'm not a jerk -- you are!" "'Least I know if I'm dead or not." -- two kids