I Robot, You Jane Quotes

You're going to be missing out. I'm planning to be witty. I'm going to make fun of all of the people who won't talk to me. -- Xander

So, you've been seeing a guy, but you don't know what he looks like. Okay, this is a puzzle. No, wait, I'm good at these.  Does it involve a midget and a block of ice? -- Buffy

"She certainly looks perky."
"Yeah. Color in the cheeks, bounce in the step. I don't like it. It's not healthy. -- Buffy and Xander

"We are totally overreacting!"
"But it's fun, isn't it?" -- Buffy and Xander

My spider sense is tingling. -- Buffy

Right now, a man in Beijing is transferring money into a Swiss bank account for the murder of his mother. Good for him. -- Malouck <spell?>

Hey! I gotta hit someone! -- Xander

"That's life on the Hellmouth."
"Let's face it, none of us are ever going to have a happy, normal relationship."
"We're doomed." -- Xander and Buffy


 
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