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Oh, for god's sake, say yes before the harness cuts his nuts off! -- Waiting for God
For my next trick, I will fly around the room under my own power. -- Londo, Babylon 5
Not so cocky with us and Satan's Penis behind you, are you? -- Drew Carey
"Since when are you a Trekkie?"
"I'm not, I just like middle aged guys who are virgins." -- Dharma
and Greg
That's nice, I sold a Jumbo Jack. And, it only cost me $40,000 in air time. -- Jack, Jack in the Box commercial
I'm an old fashioned kind of girl. I believe the men dig up the corpses, the women have the babies. -- Buffy, "Some Assembly Required", Buffy the Vampire Slayer
There are depths of the soul that go down sewer steps. -- Kermit, Plague
Who do I have to kill around here to get a sandwich? -- Kermit, Storm Warning
When you stalk me, be sure to look over your shoulder. -- Caine, Sing Wah
"I was, and still am a human being."
"I sometimes wonder about that." -- Caine and Peter, Eye Witness
I do know I've tried everything short of exocism and witch doctors, which I am seriously considering. -- Principal Lake, 'Goodbye, Mr Caine'
I have my own reality -- TJ, Demons
The rumors that I live under a rock and only talk to computer modems is highly exaggerated. -- Kermit, Demons
Only I would find the gate to hell. -- Peter, Demons
Everyone and their dog is out there carrying a gun -- Peter and TJ singing, Demons
What I would or wouldn't do in this situation doesn't count because it would probably be very scary. -- Kermit, Manhunt
If we succeed, we live like kings. If we fail, we take a great many lives with us. That is Sing Wah. -- Bad Guy, Cruise Missiles
I'm like a pane of glass. One good door slam, and I'm shattered all over the floor. -- Alicia, Banker's Hours
I like having low self esteem. It makes me special. -- Daria
I didn't met a bunch of new people, I made Quinn want to throw herself down a well, and I came home with this bonus sock. All in all, a great time. -- Daria
How come even in my fantasies everyone is a jerk? -- Daria
I'm sending an erotic letter to a female inmate. I think it's female. -- College boy
"Do it for the chance to look inside into the house and laugh at their
weird sense of style."
"Ok, but I get to bring the Polaroid." -- Daria and Jane
Your mortal integrity is tearing your family asunder. Cool. -- Jane