"This is my dog, and this is my wife."
"Oh, you could have mentioned me first." -- Nick and Nora Charles

"You want a drink?"
"Need you ask?" -- Nora and Nick Charles

"What's that man doing in my drawers?" -- Nora Charles

"Ever heard of the Soloman Act?"
"That's all right, we're married." -- Cop and Nora Charles

"How should I know if his underwear is embroidered?" -- Cop

"I think it's cruel to bring me all the way to New York just ot make me a widow."
"You wouldn't stay a widow long... not with your money." -- Nora and NIck Charles

"Can you tell us anything about this case?"
"Yes. I'm way behind in my drinking." -- Reporter and Nick Charles

"I give you three murders, and you're still not happy." -- Nick Charles

"Have a cocktail."
"I don't want one."
"I said have a cocktail." -- waiter and Mrs. Nunhiem

"Nice dinner, isn't it?"
"Best I've listened to." -- Nick and Nora Charles

"If that knife's missing, I'll look for it in your back." -- Nora Charles