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SNAKE FOR SALE- Eats anything and is fond of children
LOST: Small apricot poodle. Reward. Neutered. Like one of the Family
WANTED: Man to take care of cow that does not smoke or drink
We do not tear your clothing with machinery. We do it carefully by hand.
FOR SALE- antique desk suitable for lady with thick legs and large drawers.
3 YEAR OLD teacher needed for pre-school. Experience preferred.
WANTED-Hair Cutter. Excellent growth potential.
Tired of cleaning yourself...Let me do it.
Stock up and Save-Limit: one
Four-Poster bed, 101 years old. Perfect for antique lover.
Wanted: 50 girls for stripping machine operators in factory.
Mixing bowl set designed to please a cook with round bottom for sufficient beating.
USED CARS: Why go elsewhere to be cheated? Come here first!
DINNER SPECIAL-Turkey: $2.35, Chicken or Beef $2.25, Children $2.00.
Man wanted to work in Dynamite factory. Must be willing to travel.
OUR BIKINIS are exciting. They are simply the tops!