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Oh, yeah. Some 15-yr-old girl is going to automatically know what a horny 16-yr-old boy wants just by thinking, "pretend I pee standing up". sheesh.
Me, I figure that if more than one person, genital contact, and orgasm are involved, it's sex.
A hard-on doesn't count as personal growth.
Did the aliens forget to remove your anal probe?
Yeah, right! Like I'm going to put that icky thing in my mouth.
I'm not your type. I'm not inflatable.
One of us is thinking about sex ... OK, it's me.
How many times do I have to flush before you go away?
I have a computer, a vibrator, & pizza delivery. Why should I leave the house?
Okay, okay, I take it back! UnScrew you!
A woman's favorite position is CEO.
It ain't the size, it's... no, it's the size.
If sex is a pain in the ass, you're doing it the wrong way.
If space and time curve, where do straight people come from?
If you are who you eat, will I be you in the morning?
I give great fantasy.
Better gay then grumpy.
There's only so long I can do what other people want before I lash out and castrate someone.
I don't listen to that part of my brain. I've tied up that little voice with chains and a gag. The other voices are getting the branding iron, blowtorch and whips ready for a 'session'.
I think if you're old enough to go to war, you're old enough to kiss who you want goodbye.