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Bitch by birth.
Born again Pagan.
Courtesy is contagious.
Denial is not a river in Egypt.
Doing my part to piss off the religious right.
Don't feed or tease the straight people.
Don't be humble. You're not that great.
Don't play with my button.
Don't presume I'm straight.
Don't worry: only Men, Women, and Children get AIDS.
Enjoy life. This is not a dress rehersal.
Everything happens for a reason: God needs a laugh!
Experience is what you get when you didn't get what you wanted.
Foreign aid is the transfer of money from poor people in a rich country to rich people in a poor country.
Get even. Live long enough to be a problem to your kids.
God doesn't want to get involved and is living in Canada.
God is great... it's the people that work for Her who are assholes.
God is coming and is She pissed.
God is NOT a boys' name!!
God! Please save me from your followers!
Good planets are hard to find.
Homophobia is a social disease.
How dare you presume I'd rather be thin?
How many roads must a man travel down, before he admits he is lost?
Hurry, your first impression is almost up!
I am a shameless agitator.
I believe in reincarnation. I'm coming back rich and skinny.
I can't be overdrawn... I still have some checks.
I can tell you're lying. Your lips are moving.
If at first you don't succeed, change the rules.
If life is a stage, I'd like better lighting.
If logic prevailed, men would ride side saddle.
If older is better, I must be approaching magnificent.
If you're trying to act like an asshole, you're doing a great job.
I'm looking for Mr. Right, but I'll settle for right away.
I'm not deaf. I'm ignoring you.
I'm not as innocent as I look.
In Goddess we trust.
It's not whether you win or lose. It's how you place the blame.
It's been lovely but I have to SCREAM now.
I used to be Snow White, but I drifted.
I was wrong -- once in my life.
Jesus is coming! Look busy.
Jesus Saves! By using double coupons and shopping wisely.
Kinky is using a feather. Perverted is using the whole chicken.
Lead, follow, or get out of the way.
Learn to think for a living.
Lets do it my way and get it right the first time.
Life is uncertain... eat dessert first.
Lord, give me chasity, but not right now.
Money isn't everything, but it sure keeps the kids in touch.
Money is how people without talent keep score.
My mother told me to be good but she's been wrong before.
My Goddess gave birth to your God.
I need help you say? <shrug> I'm enjoying life. And as long as I don't go on a killing spree (that can be proven it was me) isn't that what matters?
There's only so long I can do what other people want before I lash out and castrate someone.
I don't listen to that part of my brain. I've tied up that little voice with chains and a gag. The other voices are getting the branding iron, blowtorch and whips ready for a 'session'.
The gutter is a nice place! It just gets a bad rep from all the politicians.
In looking back at the past 100 years, one thing stands out: Man’s capacity for cruelty seems fairly constant. -- U.S. News
When trouble arises and things look bad, there is always one individual who perceives a solution and is willing to take command. Very often, that individual is crazy.