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DCE seeks DTE for mutual exchange of data.
A day without sunshine is like night.
There are three kinds of people: Those who can count; those who can't.
Chocolate: the OTHER major food group.
If you can't convince them, confuse them.
Death is hereditary.
Multitasking - screwing up several things at once.
Beat the 5 o'clock rush - Leave work at noon!
Arachibutyrophobia: fear of peanut butter sticking to roof of mouth.
Artificial intelligence is no match for natural stupidity.
Polynesia: memory loss in parrots.
A good pun is its own reword.
I used to be indecisive. Now I'm not so sure.
I'm writing a book. I've got the page numbers done.
To err is human, to moo bovine.
Friends may come and go, but enemies tend to accumulate.
Man who smoke pot choke on handle.
MicroSloth: "Bringing you ten-year-old technology, tomorrow, maybe."
How does Teflon stick to the pan?
Teacher: "Simon, can you say your name backwards?" Simon: "No Mis"
Why is "abbreviated" such a long word?
Mary had a little lamb... and Mulder was determined to find out why.
There's an exception to every rule, except this one.
CAUTION: Can go from 0 to Bitch in 1.5 seconds!
I think, therefore I worry!
I want to be just like Barbie, the bitch has everything.
Every millennium, our species loses a trait and takes on a new one. Wouldn't it be nice if hatred could be the next, replaced by a stronger sense of compassion?
Live each moment as if your hair is on fire!
NOT a morning person doesn't even begin to cover it.
Out of my mind. Back in 5 minutes.
I may rise, but I refuse to shine.
Due to intense mind fog, all thoughts have been grounded.
Of all the things I've lost, it's my mind I miss the most.
New clinical studies show...there are no answers.
I'd like to take you out and leave you there.
Having abandoned the search for truth, I'm looking for a good fantasy.
I live in another dimension but I have a summer home in reality.
I'm a sensitive man, especially my inner thighs.
Age and treachery will always overcome youth and skill.
All stressed out and no one to choke.
Arms are for hugging.
Attitudes are the real disability.
Back off: I'm a Goddess.
Bad dog! No biscuit!
Being weird isn't enough.
Be reasonable: do it my way.
Better active today than radio active tomorrow.
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