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Don't worry. I forgot your name, too!
Adults are just kids who owe money.
I just want revenge. Is that so wrong?
I work 40 hours a week to be this poor.
You say I'm a bitch like it's a bad thing.
Can I trade this job for what's behind door #2?
Macho Law forbids me from admitting I'm wrong.
Nice perfume. Must you marinate in it?
Too may freaks, not enough circuses.
Chaos, panic, & disorder -- my work here is done.
Ambivalent? Well, yes and no.
You look like shit. Is that the style now?
Everyone thinks I'm psychotic, except for my friends deep inside the earth.
Earth is full. Go home.
Is it time for your medication or mine?
I plead contemporary insanity.
And which dwarf are you?
I refuse to star in your psychodrama.
I thought I wanted a career, turns out I just wanted paychecks.
How do I set a laser printer to stun?
Meandering to a different drummer.
I'm not tense, just terribly, terribly alert.
I majored in liberal arts. Will that be for here or to go?
Bring a credit card. They won't accept children.
Right now I'm having amnesia and deja vu at the same time. I think I've forgotten this before.
I went to a restaurant that serves 'breakfast anytime'. so, I ordered French toast during the Renisance.
If Clinton is the answer, it must have been a stupid question.
Poets have been curiously silent on the subject of cheese.
Some drink at the fountain of knowledge... others just gargle.
I'm not cheap, but I am on special this week.
I'll listen to logic and reason when it comes out on CD.
Old Celts never die. They just have harp failure
I've gotta be me -- everyone else was already taken.
Don't kiss a fool, or let a kiss fool you.
What goes around usually gets dizzy and falls over.
When life hands you a lemon, demand a corona to go with it.
I love defenseless animals. Especially in a good gravy.
People who think they're perfect are very annoying to those of us that really are.
Life is like walking through a mine field. You never know when a step will cause an explosion.
Our suspects are albinos and chain smokers.
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