"What is that?"
"It's horseshit, sir. It keeps the flys off the food."

"Can I have a new roommate?"
"Why? What did Dooberman do?"
"He wet his bed!"
"Occasionly."
"From across the room?"

"Go to your vault and tell the rest of your money that we will be together soon."

"All I wanted was an honest week's pay for an honest day's work."