"Quick! Change the channel!" -- Zangief

"You have made me a happy man."
"Next, I'll make you a dead one." -- M. Bison and Colonel Guile

"I should have stayed at Microsoft." -- DeeJay

"You got paid?" -- Zangief

"Ever think of enlisting?"
"Oh no no no no no no." -- Colonel Guile and Ken & Ryu