"What does it mean when your fortune's blank?" -- Jim (Ep unknown)

"I trust her about as far as I can through you." -- Jim to Simon, Red Ice

Banks, if you can find a felon in a city of two million, you can find a lizard in your own building. -- Mayor, Night Shift

Come on counselor, we have a room all prepared for you. Complete with hot and cold running felons. -- Jim, Night Shift

You're both speechless for once. I like it. -- Simon, Dead End on Blank Street

"You better be keeping a clean house. If there's dirt, I'll find it."
"You do windows also?" -- IA guy and Jim, Dead End on Blank Street

Man's ass any tighter, it would be inside out. -- Blair, Dead End on Blank Street

If you recall, the last time I took this, I fell off a train. -- Jim, The Waiting Room

"One of the signs of mental illness is heightened senses."
"I must be crazy for putting up with you." -- Jim and Blair, The Waiting Room

"I don't know know modern art, this looks like a white canvas."
"That's because it is a blank canvas." -- Jim and Blair, The Waiting Room