Just because you were a triceratops once doesn't mean you can tease me about my size. -- 'Runaway' by James Walkswithwind

How To Be Blair:
Never walk when you can bounce.
Never sit when you can perch.
Never stand when you can hover.

Blair would be a perdier gal than Jim 'course, he still couldn't hold a candle to the younger Hanson boys.

"Simon, he's a big, cranky guy who can see a license plate from another state. That doesn't mean it won't hurt if you kick him in the nads, all right?" -- Blair, Mallory Klohn, 'Woe is You I: Pine and Stew'