"Kramer goes to a fantasy camp. His whole life is a fantasy camp."

"Have you been to the Department of Motor Vehicles lately? It's a colony of
lepers down there." -- Seinfeld

"Do I have to break up with her in person? Can't I do that over the phone? I'm not so good these things."
"You do it like a band-aid. One motion and yank it off." -- George and Jerry

"I've yadda yadda'd over sex before. I met this lawyer, we went out, I had the lobster bisque. We went back to my place, yadda yadda yadda, I never saw him again."
"You yadda yadda'd over the best part."
"No I didn't. I mentioned the bisque." -- Elaine and Jerry

"Perhaps there's more to Newman than meets the eye."
"No. There's less." -- Elaine and Jerry

"It's L.A. Nobody leaves." -- Kramer