Syndi-Con East 1997
It's a BYOC state. Bring Your Own Condiments.
I'm still using the spoon cuz it's too hard to suck!
It's evil! It's pink! It's Denise!
If it's a Naked Mole Rat, you have to stroke it till it becomes a Badger of Desire.
Let's go lick it and find out.
That feels so weird in my mouth!
Maybe the Greeks will have gas.
It didn't pull out!
Nobody with hot wax is coming near my crotch.
I'll have to pull it out.
When we first started out, she was doing four or five of us a night!
My time's too precious to waste on bad parties.
My hand is starting to sweat inside the otter.
*I* would have touched it!
Anne Rice could rub a piece of paper in her armpit and it would get published.
Hey! For once Denise was the first one in the room to have...
Whose pants are you trying to roll down?
You were runner-up in the big butt contest. If for some reason Kira is not able to fulfill her duties as Miss Big Butt...
But I *like* to come!
Oh please! Hit me again!
Now we're having a macho bonding butt towel-slapping!
I thought you said you were a crouton.
But it's hot and wet.
Why don't you just change your nick to Mr. Smallpenis
Let's go find the pretty waiter -- we can fondle him
There's that hand-fetishist again
My little guinea pig of love
I'm easily impressed
Gotta go bafroom!
Methos, the frisky maker!
The squidge maker!
Could you please sign your naked chest?
All I've got is naked chest
No, her fingers aren't long enough
Yeah, she lusts after the same people
You can take our chairs, but you'll never take our spirits!
That woman has arms of rubber
(Quotes from PW at his q&a):
I'm English -- we don't have sex lives... we don't have sex
Tonight it has to be just a quickie -- and that's the first time I've ever said that
(I had to leave this next one in for the slashers who couldn't go -- everyone else can skip to the following one <g>)
Q: What about the spiral quickening?
A: <laughing> Yeah, the spiral quickening... when we made that, I told them 'people are gonna talk'. I was very aware of the homoerotic content in that. I heard people talking about the double meaning, but I don't know the other one is.
(end of PW quotes)
Nice to meet you -- can I help you stop your urine?
Not a bad nose
Would you like your bald spot buffed?
Ewwwwwwww Opie and NHK (Note: NHK = Naked Horny Kenny)
I scanned a bald spot and it wasn't him
Would you like to oil my sword?
Oil that baby up
Why are you fondling Tippi?
(quote from Nigel, about "1600"): I haven't seen the movie. I'm going to wait for the video.
She feels a little self-conscious about her endowments.
It's so big and it sticks out so far!
I'm not used to doing this away from home.
Oh, I can do it anywhere.
You brought your handcuffs -- and they're sturdy!
Oooh, it's vibrating
Up with penis!
When it started out she was doing 4 or 5 of us a night
Give me a nice view of your package
Okay, go get in the trunk
Those are almost Cassandra nails
I woo-hooed him!
We're not lost, we're looking for breakfast
I've got too much blood in my caffeine system
It's a sexual lubricant -- oh, good, why don't I just say that out loud in McDondald's
I did in in front of 150 people on a microphone
I can't be rude and indecent in formalwear
I can't find the place to put my fingers.
I think it keeps rubbing itself open as I walk
That's not a quote!
Yes it is!
If your hand gets sweaty remove it from the body cavity
Tippi does what?
Tippi does everything.
What is she doing?
I don't want to know.
She's perverting my little animal!
Stop that, we're in public!
It's even got a little hole you can stick it down into
If he's taking that much time with each person, they'd better be having sex
I don't feel like taking my clothes off
gloat gloat gloat gloat gloat gloat gloat gloat gloat
It's all Shirl's fault
Po' lil Shirl
Look, it's half-nekkid people
If anything happens to him, I'm getting me a boy straight out of high school
You're kinda fluffed
Get the lil terrier!
It's better than sit-ups!
The things I'll do to bond
Let him wash his hands!
Now she's bouncing
I don't care if it hurt, I shook it anyway
It's not too early -- it's never too early
I'm vibrating again
Touch the otter
I can't believe I'm standing here trying to locate a bald spot
We're a jingling pride
Oh man oh man oh man
Oh god oh god oh god
Must dispell images, must dispell images!
Think Naked Horny Kenny
My poor little humans
Anyone need lotion?
Her mind is more pervy than her hands
That's not her sternum
I've never wanted to be another woman's back so bad
You did it for her yesterday, you can do it for Denise
No bestiality in the morning
Nobody say anything quotable until Margie's done eating
I don't know if I can do this in front of my mother
You have to bounce on the hump
We almost killed the con guests!!!
If we ignore Shirl, she'll go away
The first few days, I just could not keep my hands off of him
I actually embarrassed myself once
I'm good at ad-lib.
Yeah. "There's always room for one more."
Pull the blinky down
Climb into the thingie
I don't like the hard ones
The hard ones hurt my mouth
I like soft ones
That's where people tend to lose it
What is it about McDonald's that makes you say this stuff at the top of your lungs?
It's an innocent, wholesome, family place to eat -- before we showed up
She's doing a Shirl
The ones near us are painted that awful smurf blue
It's a smurf brochette!
I feel like I'm in a truck stop
That went up my nose
I hope you don't get the other kind since that cabin is going to be really small
We'll stick her butt out the porthole
Oh, god, I'm starting to hurt
But he was proud of it because he was a man
Something just fell down my shirt
Tippi, put your leg over your head
Oh, god, I don't think I've ever done it that many times in a row -- now I'm sore!
You should try being on tranquilizers; I'm feeling *fine*
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