Pong, it's Thursday. Bikini wax the panda. -- Boss

"From this moment on, every man on Earth will be our slave!"
"Damn! Where was she when I was single?" -- Volina, Queen of the Mole Women and Leader of Super Action Team

"Think of all the disasters caused by men. Name one that isn't caused by man."
"Women?" -- Volina, Queen of the Mole Women and Leader

"What? You want men to prance around in nothing but a leather thong, be nothing but your stud muffins?"
"Woooo! Sign me up!" -- Major West and leader

"I tell you, Griswald, I feel heavier!"
"That's because your brain's back in!"
"Oh." -- Leader and Griswald