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Wouldn't know a member of NSYNC if they bit me
Pain .... that delicate state of awareness. Where you are distinctly aware that it hurts and I am aware that I like the sound of your screams. Ahhh. The simple joys.
My husband bought me a mood ring the other day. When I'm in a good mood, it turns green. When I'm in a bad mood, it leaves a red mark on his forehead.
If I feel up to it, maybe on Sunday, we can go see a matinee of Crouching Kitten Dragon Tiger.
Al Gore isn't sexy enough to be a vampire.
Yo ho the mistletoe, hanging in the sea. Santa is drowning there, kiss
him one for me.
Have a holly, jolly Christmas. It's the best time of the year. It won't
snow if you don't blow Santa's reindeer.
"I have to go bathroom."
"No! No! Use a plug!"
You little slut
Stop your chair from grabbing me!
"She has to take what she's wearing off."
"Woo hoo! "
That's OK. We can figure some other way to get together and terrorize some poor resort community, can't we?
I don't terrorize! I... educate... with fear.
You gotta watch out for that Pikachu. He's a bad mother.
It's barnyard animal sex. Speaking of that... Look, it's actually a segue.
My Dominatrix correspondence course says I should command at least once a day.
I worry about dying before getting even.
...should you fail to support this program and continue to use it, a leather winged demon of the night will tear itself, shrieking blood and fury, from the endless caverns of the nether world, hurl itself into the darkness with a thirst for blood on its slavering fangs and search the very threads of time for the throbbing of your heartbeat. Just thought you'd want to know that. -- from licensing material for an unspecified graphics company
If you can mention Nazis, Hitler AND human sacrifice before lunch, I don't have to be fair. So, nyeah!!
I am a superior being and these other people are not so willing sacrifices to my glory!
I'm not giving my mom anything with oral sex scenes in it.
Besides you rant rationally and in essay format.