"Egon, remember what I said. If you're gonna stay on this planet, you have to speak our language." Peter, Adventures in Slime and Space
"Would you be Mr. Raymond Stantz?"
"No, not by choice." -- Unknown and Egon, Bustman's Holiday
"Notice the vacant stare, the completely mindless look. That could only
mean one thing."
"She's from California?"
"No. She's been hypnotized." -- Egon and Wiston, The Cabinet of Calamari
Definitely evolved from the shallow end of the gene pool. – Egon, Chicken, He Clucked
"What do we do now, Peter?"
"Run away!" – Ray and Peter, Cold Cash and Hot Water
I should have listened to my Uncle Alf and gone into the hardware business. – Peter, The Collect Call of Cthulhu
"Pea soup green is my favorite color."
"I have a tuxedo that color."
"That's one of the reasons you're such a lonely man, Ray." -- Egon, Ray, and Peter, Don't Forget the Motor City
I don't know how they did it in Jolly Old England, Brucie, but in New York, you ask a lady first if she wants to be abducted! – Peter, Hard Knight's Day
Sometimes, between the four of us, I don't think we have the brains God gave a doorknob! – Winston, The Haunting of Heck House
"To Dr. Peter Venkman."
"He'll get us all killed yet but I wouldn't have it any other way." -- Egon and Ray, The Headless Motorcyclist
This is almost as much fun as catching bowling balls with my teeth. – Peter, Janine Melnitz, Ghostbuster
Oooh, men! Can't live with 'em, can't sell 'em for parts! – Janine, Janine, You've Changed
I've always loved trains, ever since I was a little boy. I used to dream about driving a big locomotive. I studied engineering in college for two years before I found out it didn't have anything to do with trains. – Peter, Last Train to Oblivion
"Hey, fella! This is America. I've got the right to not work any time I want!" -- Peter, Last Train to Oblivion
My clothes are laughing at me! – Peter, Not Now Slimer
"So, Peter, have a nice day?"
"Oh yeah. Argued with a hat and a coat rack."
"Yep. Nothing new. How's by you?" -- Peter talking to himself, The Thing in Mrs. Faversham's Attic
Seven years of college and I can never remember if it's positive to negative or positive to positive... – Peter, same
That means, if Darth Vader loans us the death star, we might have a chance--might! – Peter, Revenge of Murray the Mantis
"It's times like this that I wish I'd listened to what my dad used to
"Yeah? What was that?"
"I don't know. I never listened." – Peter and Winston, Transylvanian Homesick Blues
Oh, sometimes I think the universe just waits for me to get cocky! – Egon, When Halloween was Forever
"Peter, do you know how to set your proton pack on explosive overload?"
"I do!" – Egon and Peter, Who're You Calling Two Dimensional?
"See that chandelier? It's given me an idea. I want you guys to wait
"Just hold on, Peter. You plan to swing from the chandelier because it's something you've always wanted to do. Well, for once, what you want to do is exactly what I've always wanted to do!"
"Hey, be my guest, Egon, if it means that much to you." -- Peter and Egon, Who's Afraid of the Big Bad Ghost
Now you're in trouble! I loved that kid like a brother. Just wait till
you see your bill! – Peter,
You Can't Teach an Old Demon New Tricks