"Who the hell are you anyway? FBI, CIA, Salvation Army?" -- Remo Williams

"You're going to be the 11th commandment, 'Thou shalt not get away with it'." -- McCleary

"Remember: In, out like a duck mating." -- McCleary

"I can see that the deadly hamburger has done it's evil work." -- Chiun

"I can say rat droppings, but that does not mean I want to eat them." -- Chuin

"And there are times when I could really kill you."
"Good! We will practice that after dinner." -- Remo and Chiun

"You know Chuin, sometimes you're a real pain in the ass."
"That is because it is the shortest route to your brain." -- Remo and Chiun

"Chuin, you're incredible."
"No... I am better than that." -- Remo and Chiun