"You have a longer yellow streak than a line of diarretic camels." -- Lister
"If you define cowardice as running away at the first sign of danger, screaming and tripping and begging for mercy, then yes, Mr. Brave man, I guess I'm a coward" -- Rimmer
"I'm invoking Spacecorps regulation 234 stroke 62."
"But sir, where are we going to find two live chicken and a rabbi?" -- Rimmer and Kryten
"Come on bud, you're not doing anything I wouldn't do."
"What? You'd sacrifice your life for the sake of the crew?"
"No, I'd scarifice your life for the sake of the crew." -- Rimmer and Cat, White Hole
"What's a purple alert?"
"Well it's sort of worse than a blue alert but not quite as bad as a red alert. Could be a mauve alert..." -- Holly and Lister
"Please rush me my portable walrus cleaning kit! Yes I am over 18, but my IQ isn't." -- Rimmer, Better than Life
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