History is five guys in a room agreeing on a lie. -- Nick
What a guy. You should get yourself bronzed. -- Nick
What do you get when you cross a mortal and immortal? A train wreck. -- Wilson
"Is that a gun in your pocket? What sort of work are you in?"
"Pest control." -- Krista and Nick
"Do you have any idea who you're dealing with?"
"Someone who didn't get much love as a child." - Korva and Myers
"I wish, just once, that you would admit you were wrong and say you're
"I'm never wrong." - Amanda and Nick
She's so whiney. Somebody shoot her, please!