History is five guys in a room agreeing on a lie. -- Nick

What a guy. You should get yourself bronzed. -- Nick

What do you get when you cross a mortal and immortal? A train wreck. -- Wilson

"Is that a gun in your pocket? What sort of work are you in?"
"Pest control." -- Krista and Nick

"Do you have any idea who you're dealing with?"
"Someone who didn't get much love as a child." - Korva and Myers

"I wish, just once, that you would admit you were wrong and say you're sorry."
"I'm never wrong." - Amanda and Nick

She's so whiney. Somebody shoot her, please!

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