"Hurry up! Move that... thing. And that other... thing." -- Fezzini

"If I give you my word as a Spaniard?"
"No good. I've known too many Spaniards." -- Inigo Montoya and Dread Pirate Roberts

"Hello, my name is Inigo Montoya. You killed my father. Prepare to die." -- Inigo Montoya

"You seem like a decent fellow. I'd hate to kill you."
"You seem like a decent fellow. I'd hate to die." -- Inigo Montoya and Dred Pirate Roberts

"My way isn't very sportsmanlike." -- Fezzik

"You mean, I'll put down my sword and you'll put down your rock, and we'll try to kill each other like civilized people?" -- Dread Pirate Roberts

"I always think everything is a trap. That's why I'm still alive." -- Humperdink

"Ever hear of Plato, Aristotle, Socrates? ...Morons." Fezzini

"We'll never survive."
"Nonsense. You're only saying that because no one has." -- Buttercup and Wesley

"Yes, you're very smart. Shut up." -- Grandfather

"There will be blood tonight!" -- Inigo Montoya

"His steel, my brains, and your brawn against sixty men, and you think I should be happy over a little head wiggle?" -- Wesley

"You didn't say it, you didn't do it." -- Wesley