"What does it do? Nibble your bum?" -- Sir Robin

"Your mother was a hamster and your father smelled of elderberries!" -- Frenchman

A moose bit my sister. -- Opening credits

"Oh, can't I have a little peril?"
"No, it's too perilous."
"You're gay, aren't you?"
<Pause> "No, I'm not." -- Sir Galahad and Sir Lancelot