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French Kiss

The Thin Man

It Takes Two

If Looks Could Kill

When you have to shoot, shoot. Don't talk. -- Tuco, The Good, The Bad, and The Ugly

Don't worry. My cousin was a Harley Davidson. -- Johnny Five, Short Circuit II

The way I feel right now, I could kill you both for free. -- Faithful

Indiana Jones and the Last Crusade

Lethal Weapon

Lethal Weapon 2

A Fish Called Wanda

Street Fighter


The Princess Bride

A car... No, this is a land yacht. -- To Wong Foo. Thanks for everything. Love, Julie Newmar.

If buttoning this button in negative forty degree weather meant the difference between a long satisfying life and a cold miserable death, I still wouldn't button it. -- Jake, The Cutting Edge


Tank Girl

My Best Friend Is A Vampire

You are quite bright, despite what they say. -- Alfred, Batman Forever

"<ring> Congratulations! You are our newest 10 million dollar WINNER!"
"QUIT TYING UP THE PHONE ED!!! I'm expecting an important call!" -- Gold Digger

"There's going to be a murder."
"7 pm"
"That's short notice." -- A murder Is Announced

Monty Python and the Quest for the Holy Grail

Jewel of the Nile

Sgt. Bilko

Mystery Science Theatre 3000 -- Not finished... Haven't seen the whole movie yet...

Psychos do not explode when sunlight hits them no matter how crazy they are. -- From Dusk till Dawn

Good Morning, Vietnam!

At the beep please leave you name, number and a brief justification for the ontological necessity of modern man's existential dilemma. -- Troy, Reality Bites

You're women, I want to buy your women. Sell me your daughters. How much for your women? -- Jake Blues, The Blues Brothers

"At 100 yards, can you shoot a man with that?"
"I can shoot the dick off a humming bird with this." -- Double Team

Men In Black & Men In Black II

May be innocent, may be sweet, but not as good as rotting meat. -- Legend

Bird on a Wire

So this is hell, and there's a crucifix here. -- Bird on a Wire

The evil woman torturer? Bring her in here! -- The Man Who Knew Too Little

Remo Williams: The Adventure Begins (Note: This movie is based on a series of books called 'The Destroyer' by Warren Murphy and Richard Sapir. They are great books. Series is near (May be past...) the 110th book.)

Our suspects are albinos and chain smokers. -- Foul Play

Working Girl

The Quest

Buffy the Vampire Slayer

Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles III

Luke! I am your landlord!

He's thinking 'How did this happen? Three drinks, and I'm nude. -- Billy Crystal, Forget Paris

If anyone gets tough, show them your underwear. -- Oscar, The Odd Couple II

May he regret it to his dying day. If he lives that long. -- Danahur, The Quiet Man

Julie gets her hair chopped off, Heather gets a body in her trunk, and you get a letter? That's balance! -- I know what you did last summer.

There are moments which mark your life.  Moments when you realize nothing will ever be the same, and time is divided into two parts- before this, and after this. -- Fallen

Somebody kicked over the rock you live under and you crawled into the sunshine. -- Murphy, City Heat

Someone leave your cage door open? -- Murphy, City Heat

I'm not cheap, but I can be had. -- Romancing the Stone

"I think she's trying to help us."
"I think you're hard up for a date." -- Lui Kang and Johnny Cage, Mortal Kombat

"You are the most egotistical, self-centered person I've ever met!"
"Yeah, well, you forgot good looking." -- Sonya Blade and Johnny Cage, Mortal Kombat

I'm in a hostile enviorment, completely umprepaired, and I'm  surrounded by people who probably want to kick my ass. It's like being in high school!-- Johnny Cage, Mortal Kombat

Figuring things out for yourself is really the only freedom anyone has. -- Mr. Ranchak, Starship Troopers

I like him. He's going to die. -- About a character in Starship Troopers

Can you take the gun out of your mouth? Put it right here [against the temple] It's just as effective, and then we can talk. -- Dr. Alex Cross, Kiss the Girls

"A month ago, if Smokey here would have reared up, you would have called your lawyer."
"Nah, I wouldn't do that to an animal." -- Bob & Charles, the Edge

The Mask of Zorro

My life is a game of strip poker -- God and Monsters

I won't confess all my secrets just because I have an orgasm. -- Basic Instinct

The Haunting

Every man dies, not every man really lives. -- William Wallace, Braveheart

A person is smart. People are dumb, panicky, dangerous animals and you know it. -- Agent K, Men in Black

Who's more foolish? The fool, or the fool who follows him? -- Obi-Wan Kenobi, Star Wars: A New Hope

Nobody tosses a dwarf! -- Gimli, Lord of the Rings

"You swear?"
"Every damn day." -- Evelyn and O'Connell, The Mummy

"Where are they taking him?"
"To be hanged. Apparently, he had a very good time." -- Evelyn and prison warden, The Mummy

"We knew that at that moment, we were looking Death straight in the eye."
"We could smell Death's breath."
"And Death could use a mint." -- Bulk and Skull, Mighty Morphin' Power Rangers: The movie

My ears want to mate with this music and have its children. -- The Genie, Bernard and the Genie

Now, we're importing victims! -- Butters, Lethal Weapon 4

Pirates of the Caribbean: Curse of the Black Pearl

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