The Thin Man
It Takes Two
If Looks Could Kill
When you have to shoot, shoot. Don't talk. -- Tuco, The Good, The Bad, and The Ugly
Don't worry. My cousin was a Harley Davidson. -- Johnny Five, Short Circuit II
The way I feel right now, I could kill you both for free. -- Faithful
Indiana Jones and the Last Crusade
Lethal Weapon 2
A Fish Called Wanda
The Princess Bride
A car... No, this is a land yacht. -- To Wong Foo. Thanks for everything. Love, Julie Newmar.
If buttoning this button in negative forty degree weather meant the difference between a long satisfying life and a cold miserable death, I still wouldn't button it. -- Jake, The Cutting Edge
My Best Friend Is A Vampire
You are quite bright, despite what they say. -- Alfred, Batman Forever
"<ring> Congratulations! You are our newest 10 million dollar
"QUIT TYING UP THE PHONE ED!!! I'm expecting an important call!" -- Gold Digger
"There's going to be a murder."
"That's short notice." -- A murder Is Announced
Monty Python and the Quest for the Holy Grail
Jewel of the Nile
Mystery Science Theatre 3000 -- Not finished... Haven't seen the whole movie yet...
Psychos do not explode when sunlight hits them no matter how crazy they are. -- From Dusk till Dawn
Good Morning, Vietnam!
At the beep please leave you name, number and a brief justification for the ontological necessity of modern man's existential dilemma. -- Troy, Reality Bites
You're women, I want to buy your women. Sell me your daughters. How much for your women? -- Jake Blues, The Blues Brothers
"At 100 yards, can you shoot a man with that?"
"I can shoot the dick off a humming bird with this." -- Double Team
Men In Black & Men In Black II
May be innocent, may be sweet, but not as good as rotting meat. -- Legend
Bird on a Wire
So this is hell, and there's a crucifix here. -- Bird on a Wire
The evil woman torturer? Bring her in here! -- The Man Who Knew Too Little
Remo Williams: The Adventure Begins (Note: This movie is based on a series of books called 'The Destroyer' by Warren Murphy and Richard Sapir. They are great books. Series is near (May be past...) the 110th book.)
Our suspects are albinos and chain smokers. -- Foul Play
Buffy the Vampire Slayer
Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles III
Luke! I am your landlord!
He's thinking 'How did this happen? Three drinks, and I'm nude. -- Billy Crystal, Forget Paris
If anyone gets tough, show them your underwear. -- Oscar, The Odd Couple II
May he regret it to his dying day. If he lives that long. -- Danahur, The Quiet Man
Julie gets her hair chopped off, Heather gets a body in her trunk, and you get a letter? That's balance! -- I know what you did last summer.
There are moments which mark your life. Moments when you realize nothing will ever be the same, and time is divided into two parts- before this, and after this. -- Fallen
Somebody kicked over the rock you live under and you crawled into the sunshine. -- Murphy, City Heat
Someone leave your cage door open? -- Murphy, City Heat
I'm not cheap, but I can be had. -- Romancing the Stone
"I think she's trying to help us."
"I think you're hard up for a date." -- Lui Kang and Johnny Cage, Mortal Kombat
"You are the most egotistical, self-centered person I've ever met!"
"Yeah, well, you forgot good looking." -- Sonya Blade and Johnny Cage, Mortal Kombat
I'm in a hostile enviorment, completely umprepaired, and I'm surrounded by people who probably want to kick my ass. It's like being in high school!-- Johnny Cage, Mortal Kombat
Figuring things out for yourself is really the only freedom anyone has. -- Mr. Ranchak, Starship Troopers
I like him. He's going to die. -- About a character in Starship Troopers
Can you take the gun out of your mouth? Put it right here [against the temple] It's just as effective, and then we can talk. -- Dr. Alex Cross, Kiss the Girls
"A month ago, if Smokey here would have reared up, you would have
"Nah, I wouldn't do that to an animal." -- Bob & Charles, the Edge
The Mask of Zorro
My life is a game of strip poker -- God and Monsters
I won't confess all my secrets just because I have an orgasm. -- Basic Instinct
Every man dies, not every man really lives. -- William Wallace, Braveheart
A person is smart. People are dumb, panicky, dangerous animals and you know it. -- Agent K, Men in Black
Who's more foolish? The fool, or the fool who follows him? -- Obi-Wan Kenobi, Star Wars: A New Hope
Nobody tosses a dwarf! -- Gimli, Lord of the Rings
"Every damn day." -- Evelyn and O'Connell, The Mummy
"Where are they taking him?"
"To be hanged. Apparently, he had a very good time." -- Evelyn and prison warden, The Mummy
"We knew that at that moment, we were looking Death straight in the
"We could smell Death's breath."
"And Death could use a mint." -- Bulk and Skull, Mighty Morphin' Power Rangers: The movie
My ears want to mate with this music and have its children. -- The Genie, Bernard and the Genie
Now, we're importing victims! -- Butters, Lethal Weapon 4
of the Caribbean: Curse of the Black Pearl