Funky Walker, Dirty Talker skit

I wanna climb up on your turntable and get stuck in your groove.

Man, you look as smooth as exlax and twice as sexy

Baby! I wish I was some kind of astronaut so I could get caught up in your black hole.

Baby, I want to get out my telescope so I can take a good look at uranus.

I want to get inside your church and start speaking in tongues

I wanna open up your liquor cabinet and pull me a stiff one.

I wanna make like Winnie the Pooh and get my nose stuck up in your honey jar