"Nice Oxygen tent."
"Do I look like Michael Jackson?" -- Riggs and Murtaugh

"Don't tell me you've been thinking of retirement."
"I have been thinking about it a lot... since I met you." -- Riggs and Murtaugh

"Go home George."
"But sir..."
"George, I have a gun." -- Murtaugh and George

"I'm a Peeping Tom. It goes with the badge. It's fun sometimes too." -- Riggs

"Always walk up to the counter. You know why? They fuck you in the drive through! They know you'll be miles away before you eat your food. They fuck you in the drive through." -- Leo Getts

"I'm surprised you haven't heard of me. I've been know to go crazy at times... like now." -- Riggs