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I do know I've tried everything short of exorcism and witch doctors, which I am seriously considering. -- Principal Lake, 'Good-bye, Mr. Caine'
Can I take a rain check on the Shamballa master mind meld? -- Peter, Target
A Chinatown Murder Mystery: The Case of the Poisoned Hand
I Never Promised You A Rose Garden
When did you get so cynical?
When I found out about Milli Vanilli. -- Woman and Peter, Indiscretions
Pt 1
Wait a minute! You didn't tell me you could do stupid human tricks! -- Peter, Dragon's Eye
I don't trust Mother Teresa. She's got an angle, I just haven't figured it out yet. -- Peter, Lacquered Box
When hungry, eat rice. When tired, close your eyes. When being chased by murderous cops, keep running. -- Peter Caine
How do you fit that ego into that body?
With a shoe horn. -- Woman and Peter Caine
It's easy to be a good cop when your dad is a karate master. -- announcer for Kung Fu: The Legend Continues
The Shaolin cop? Is that what they are calling me now?
Isn't better than hotshot?
Barely. -- Peter and ??
Do you wear them inside?
And outside.
Why?
They protect me from personalities that grate on my corneas. -- Kermit
and ??
Can you hand me a knife, please? I'd like to cut the tension in here a little. -- Jodi Powell, Only the Strong Survive
Yeah, well, my mother entered a convent, and look what happened to me! -- Jodi Powell, May I Walk with You?
I think if you call me 'babe' again I'm going to have to shoot you! -- Jodi Powell, A Shaolin Treasure
"Room service in this hotel is terrible. Who do I have to kill to get a sandwich?" -- Kermit, Storm Warning
"Peter, give them your gun."
"I've been doing this a lot lately." -- Caine and Peter, (Ep w/Bom
Bom Hai & Chinese zodiac symbols)
"Here, take the wheel."
"What do I do?"
"Don't crash. That's my job." -- Sing Ling & Pilot, (Ep where Emperor
of China, Peter, and Caine go to China)
A shadow touched by light must disappear. -- Tan, Initiation Part II
"Was it my aftershave that gave me away? All us undercover cops wear 'Wiseguy.' Maybe we should change to 'Old Spice.'" -- Peter, Initiation Part II
Let go of me, or I'll be forced to break your fingers. -- Kermit, Return of the Shadow Assassin
Enough about me, let's talk about murder. -- Donnie Double D, Return of the Shadow Assassin
There are some pains the mind can ignore, but the heart cannot. -- The Ancient, Only the Strong Survive
"I've never seen you leave your computer, Kermit."
"I thought I'd go get some fresh air, find out what's happening in
the world. Is Nixon still president?" -- Strenlich and Kermit, Only the
Strong Survive