The Imp Song from Discworld II
Oh you say I'm just a smelly-little-imp
and I say Hooray-oh!
You say that I'm a silly-little-gimp
And I say go-away-oh!
Coz I'm smelly over here I'm smelly over there!
I'm smelly, smelly, smelly everywhere!
I fill the bath tub plug with hair
And then I sing all day, oh!
Oh you say I'm just a silly jelly blimp,
and I say it's OK, oh!
You say a piece of string is limp
And I say the word potato!
Limp, limp, limp here! Limp, limp, limp there!
And potato peelings everywhere!
How long's it take to skin a bear?
And I say all day-oh!
Oiiiiiit!
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