She is Yakuza. She could kill you with a flare of one nostril.

I didn't know Canada had spies.
Exactly. That's how good we are.

Canada has nuclear subs?
Indeed, and we also have electricity and indoor plumbing.

The fate of the world is on your shoulders Wayne Zalinski. And I am going to pass out now.

To hear more details about your impending doom, press 1. To hear maniacal laughter, press 2.

"You irradiated me! I'm going to die a slow lingering death!"
"Relax! I changed the nuclear core into a tanning salon six weeks ago. You look good." -- Wayne and boss