Christmas Party Quote List

"I'm always making it. I'm just good."

"Well, I'd be in the hot tub too."

"She's more homeboy than you are."

"You want to loosen up before you carve?"

"I used to be a TV slut."

"She's a great cross dresser, I swear."

"I have a carnivore for a boyfriend."

"If it didn't moo when you cut it."

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