"You tore my dress." -- Duncan MacLeod

"Ain't this a pisser." -- Unknown

"Hey, we were fighting here!" -- Unknown

"If I'm going to die, you're going to pay me for it." -- Methos

"I'm talking about a chance of living forever. To live free."
"What, without a head?" -- Richie and MacLeod

"There's one born every minute!" -- Methos

"You are one calculating son ovabitch" -- Joe

"We can take this up later. I'm expecting some target practice." -- Methos

"I spent years losing my conscience only for him to go and find it again." - Methos

"I'm tougher than I look." -- Methos

"I'm too old for this." -- Methos

"Why would I tell the truth." -- Methos

"This must be what it's like to have children." -- Methos

"Hope you're insured." -- Methos

"Candygram!" -- Methos

"It's finally happened. You've lost your mind." -- Methos

"Like you say darling, I'm an actor." -- Methos

"I think I'll read the graffiti in the men's room." -- Methos

"I believe the phrase is, 'can I borrow your paper.'" -- Methos

"Do I look like an actor?" -- Methos

"What were you expecting? Einstein? Freud? Buddha?" -- Methos

"Whatever you need: lawyer, doctor, indian chief. I've got the paperwork to cover it all." -- Methos

"We've got to stop meeting like this. People will talk." -- Methos

"Okay, you didn't come here to exchange recipes." -- Methos

"Listen, they carry a sword and I haven't been formally introduced... I get shy." -- Methos

"Hey, some of that stuff could be mine!" -- Methos

"That's okay, sometimes I don't like myself." -- Methos

Just because I don't like to fight doesn't mean I can't. -- Methos, Indiscretions

Who mates for life? Swans, geese, lobster? -- Gina Valicort, 'Til Death, HL

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