The part of the brain that shops. They say that's the last to go. -- Jax

There comes a time when poor health is no longer an excuse for bad manners. -- Stephan

Do people really pay you for this drivel? Because I can get better insight from the Weather Channel. -- Rex Stanton, Port Charles

I suppose this would all make sense if we were in junior high school. -- Port Charles

I may be hopeless and incompetent. But that doesn't matter, because that's my birthright. -- AJ

Your family tried to freeze the world, and you can't find the air conditioner. -- Luke

I bet they kept you in the trunk of the car. How sad. -- Lucky

You have the sensibility of a rabid dog. -- Allen

I didn't know the Cassidine's celebrated any holiday other than Halloween. -- Luke

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