"My lips are sealed. Just make sure yours are too. I don't want to wake up a few pints low." -- Ralph

"My God! It's an entire Satanic cult!" -- Professor McCarthy

"Nothing fancy OK? A simple love slave will do." -- Ralph

"Do you mind iff we go to your place? My parents wouldn't understand all the moaning and groaning coming out of my room." -- Ralph

"What you need is an incredible sexual encounter with no strings attached. Just pure, unadulterated lust." -- Ralph

"A fun romp in the sack with but one purpose - to degrated and use another human being for your own sexual satisfaction." -- Ralph

"After last night, you're as paranoid as hell." -- Ralph

"Are you going to sit around and sulk for the next century?"
"No... but I deserve a few minutes." -- Murdok and Jeremy

"Sex without commitment is the greatest... Just pick someone who doesn't go to your school." -- Ralph

"She sucked your what?!?" -- Ralph