Friend's Birthday Party Quotes

Ooo! Made in Turkey!

32 megs of honkin' ram!!

"You have to put them in the computer?"
"No, we just wave it in front of the monitor."

We could have a spitting contest.

We could talk about European and African swallows.

Can I open my damn presents now?

You only had one drink, and you're acting like a slush.

I guess you ordered these before you lost your job.

Maybe humidity makes alcohol go 'woosh!' faster.

Maybe it's the fumes of kitty urine.

At least your not discussing the differences and similarities between Jesus and Buddha.



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