Think of the paperwork if you drop him! -- Schanke, Last Act

This dress is not for public consumption. -- Natalie, Curiouser and Curiouser

I don't like being dead. It's quite annoying. -- LaCroix, Curiouser and Curiouser

They were in Vietnam, they were in Grenada. Now they're in the bathroom. -- Nick, Unreality TV

They're expendable. They're lunch. -- LaCroix, The Fire Inside

Let him be saved. -- LaCroix, Fever

I don't tan, I don't burn, I implode. -- Nick, Close Call

Can there be any finer thing than this? Eternal hunger, followed by eternal pleasure. -- LaCroix, Crazy Love

First defense against evil - Open your damn eyes. -- Reese, Ashes to Ashes

Your love nest reeks of death. -- LC, Last Knight

Go swallow a sock, Fuller! -- Tracy, Francesca

Can you tell me why you guys get a new paint job every six months, and we can't afford urinal deordorizor. -- Reese, Black Buddah, part I

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