That is a joke. I get it. I don't like it, but I get it. -- Worf

"A Klingon, why did they have to send a Klingon?"
"I'm a Trill? Does that make you feel better?" -- ?? And Dax

"Lie still."
"I think I can do that." -- Dax and Worf

"I heard an interesting rumor today."
"Only one? I started twelve!" -- Odo and Quark