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North
"Of course, I will have to arrest you when we reach the ground."
"Of course." -- Fraser and Ray (in regards to Ray firing his gun to
save their lives in a plane)
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Vault
I always thought duty was something you got paid to do. This is volunteer stupidity. -- Ray
Here we are having a nice mano-a-mano, and you have to go and ruin it by being honest. -- Ray
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The Witness
"She wants me."
"I think she wants to kill you.
"That too." -- Ray and Fraser
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Bird in Hand
If you really loved me, you'd strangle him for me. -- Fraser Sr
I'm in a bad mood because I'm not used to arresting people then immediately bailing them out. -- Ray
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Promise
What is it with you? Were you Scotch Guarded at birth or something? -- Ray
Oh yeah, I'd go through a sewer for her any day. -- Ray
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Mask
I don't believe this! We're tracking a happy meal! -- Ray
Seeing as we have no hard evidence or real clues, dreaming some up might not be a bad idea. -- Ray
The Canadian? The Canadian is the killer? That is so un-Canadian!" -- Ray
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One Good Man
"It's primer."
"And if I was wearing a dress, I'd be a woman." -- Al and Ray
Fraser, how many of those mutants that live in your building even vote? -- Ray
That's why movies are dangerous, Fraser. They take young minds and twist them into believing things like courage and hope and one man can make a difference. -- Mackenzie King
Stop stealing the blanket. You're an arctic wolf for God's sake! you're getting soft, I hope you realize that. -- Fraser
You see, you're minute was incredibly boring. -- Ray
You know, you're wasting your time."
"Possibly."
"All you're going to get is a bad case of laryngitis."
"Probably."
"Lozenges?"
"Cherry flavored."
"On my way."
"Thank you kindly." -- Ray and Fraser
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The Edge
"Is this a dream or are you still dead?"
"I'm still dead." -- Fraser & Fraser, Sr
Are you kidding me? One false move and I'm an extra in an Indiana Jones movie! -- Ray
"I'll see you'll get a commendation."
"I don't want one."
"What do you want?"
"Coffee" -- Thatcher and Fraser
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Some Like it Red
"I think the person who invented pantyhose should be brought up on charges
of cruelty, sadism, and reckless endangerment. They pinch in the most damn
inappropriate places."
"Yeah, well, most people who wear them don't have those places." --
Fraser & Ray
Get in the car before I beat you with a purse. -- Ray
"How do you know they're here?"
"Fungus, Ray."
"of course." -- Ray and Fraser
"The girls aren't alone."
"How do you know, the Doppler Effect?"
"Size twelve running shoes." -- Fraser & Ray
Oh my god! Ms. Fraser, you're a cross dresser?! -- Girl
Is that perfume you're wearing?
Yes. Passion flower. -- Thatcher and Fraser
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White Men Can't Jump to Conclusions
I'm off duty... You're off duty... And, unless they shot a moose, you're also out of your jurisdiction. -- Ray
Oh, you're hungry, are you? Well, perhaps you should learn to use the stove. Just joking. -- Fraser to Dief
"What is it boy?"
Woof!
"Is Fraser in trouble?" -- Ray and Dief
"You're not going to shoot either."
"Why, because I'm not a killer?"
"No, I think you're an evil psychopath. But, if you try, Detective
Vecchio will blow your brains off."
"Out"
"I stand corrected, he'll blow you're brains out." -- Lou, Fraser,
Ray
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Flashback
"Woah, this is bright."
"Yeah, but you look good in it."
"It's really bright." -- Fraser and Ray, about Fraser's red serge
"I live like this?"
"Yep."
"Am I being punished?" -- Fraser and Ray
You shot me? Are you sure we're friends? -- Fraser
Benny, I could kiss you!"
"I thought we were just friends?"
"We are." -- Ray and Fraser
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