due South Season 2 Quotes
Pilot
"He's so polite."
"He's Canadian."
"Oh, I thought he was sick." -- Mrs. Vecchio and Ray
Being an American, I also know where my strength lies. And, that's being as heavily armed as possible. -- Ray
You know, we just took out seven guys. One more, and you qualify for American citizenship. -- Ray
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Free Willie
It's a Mountie thing going. Two more points, and he gets to go camping. -- Ray
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Manhunt
"You ran away, but you brought your dress uniform?"
"I rented it. If we don't catch him by Friday, I have to pay extra."
-- Fraser and Frobisher
I'll get the shovel, you handle the interrogation." -- Ray
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They Eat Horses, Don't They?
Excuse me, my associate is applying dairy products to his body. -- Ray
I want to give him a hug, but I'm afraid I'm going to wrinkle him. -- Mrs. Gomez
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Pizza & Promises
Cliffs are for climbing Lenny. That's why God gave us grappling hooks. -- Benton
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Chinatown
You let a wolf save your life, and then you pay and pay and pay and pay. -- Benton.
"We're eavesdropping?"
"I'll take away your merit badge later." -- Fraser & Ray
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Gift of the Wheelman
It's Christmas Eve, I'm filled with love for my fellow man. But, I swear to God, if you don't look again, I'll slap you upside the head. -- Ray
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You Must Remember This
She tricked us? She's a decoy? God, why do I love that? -- Ray
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Hawk and Handsaw
Benny, don't go near him. He'll take you down with him! -- Ray
"There is no blue room!"
"How do you know? You're delusional!" -- Two inmates in a psych ward
Why do I always have to be the fulcrum? -- Ray
Am I wearing a funny hat? Do I look like a Mountie? I'm not coming out there. -- Ray
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Eye for an Eye
They're going to tear me limb from limb. Hey! Maybe I should bring my nightstick! -- Ray, about the senior citizens he was to give a talk to.
Do you know how many suits I've ruined crawling through refuse for you? -- Ray
Just for once, I would like someone other than a Mountie to come in and confess. -- Lt. Welsh
You're not a mind reader Fraser. Your just a Canadian. -- Ray
Come on, maybe he'll blurt out a spontaneous confession. -- Ray
"Fraser, what are you doing?"
"Well, I... I thought I'd let him shoot me Ray. All Mr. Calling has
to do is shoot me, then he can shoot him."
"Ah, as long as you have a plan." -- Ray and Fraser
Ah, now I see your logic... If you shoot him, he'll never walk your streets or sit in your park ever again... Ah, well, carry on then. -- Fraser
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The Man Who Knew Too Little
Yo! You guys wanna move or you wanna find out what fine Italian footwear tastes like? -- Ray
"Detective Vecchio, have you caused a riot here this morning?"
"Not that I'm aware of sir." -- Lt. Welsh and Ray
If you two don't shut up, I'm pulling over the car right now and shooting you both. -- Canadian Mobster
"Did you see that? They were trying to kill me!"
"Yeah, the bullets tipped me off." -- Ian and Ray
My shoe! Mother Nature ate my shoe! -- Ray
If we don't get to him fast, they'll find him, and they'll kill him."
"No they won't, because I got first dibs." -- Fraser and Ray
Does a man with no future turn left? -- Ray
I don't know, Fraser. For some reason, wolves have never shared their innermost thoughts with me. -- Ray
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Wild Bunch
I don't know Fraser. For some reason, wolves have never shared their innermost thoughts with me. -- Ray
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The Deal
That's the break we need. Let's go nail the right handed bastards. -- Ray
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Invitation to Romance
I'm sorry sir. I wasn't aware we wanted the Americans to fear us. -- Fraser
"That's what Canada means."
"To be feared by tailors?" -- Fraser's boss and Fraser
There is nothing more frustrating than playing hide and seek with a deaf wolf. -- Fraser
I thought I was in love once. And then, later, I thought it was maybe just an inner ear imbalance. -- Fraser
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Letting Go
There are worse things to be than dead. -- Fraser Sr.
"Benny, not every woman with long, dark hair tries to kill their lovers."
"Oh." -- Ray and Fraser
