I'd wish I had a million dollars. I'd buy the zoo and free all the animals... Then, I'd rent a helicopter and watch them chase the people.

Someone said money doesn't buy happiness... Let's test it. Everyone send me a $1 in care of the newspaper and we'll see how happy I get...

I'm looking for some investing advice.
You want to go into mutual funds, stock, what?
Power, I want absolute power.