I like having low self esteem. It makes me special -- Daria

"I'm going to spend the next of the day working on your self esteem."
"Mom, I'm in the hands of professionals. Any meddling by you could be detrimental to my existence." -- Daria's mom and Daria

"You're blind, deaf, and can barely walk. Yet, you've had affairs with three royals! How do you do it?" -- tv show

Usually, when I'm having this dream, I'm wearing pink taffeta

"Careful with that hair scrunchie" -- Daria

"I hate it when the pudding has skin!"

"Even though I'm more popular, we do have some things in common."
"Breathing?" -- Brittany and Daria

"Can you teach me how to twirl my hair and stare vacantly?" -- Daria

"I love being the hostess. It's so easy to get home at the end of the evening." -- Brittany

"Where were you girls been all our lives?"
"Waiting for you. We were born in this room. We grew up in this room. And we're going to die in this room, alone." -- teenage boy and Daria

I didn't met a bunch of new people, I made Quinn want to throw herself down a well, and I came home with this bonus sock. All in all, a great time. -- Daria

"Pssst. Daria, what did you get for #1?"
"The one about who I really am? Try crossdresser."
"Thanks"

How come even in my fantasies everyone is a jerk? -- Daria

"But, Quinn, your father and I want you to follow in our footsteps."
"We have to walk!?" -- Daria's mom and Quinn

"Back in those days, boys would go to church and would get whippings as punishment."
"They were real stiffs back then."

"I'm sending an erotic letter to a female inmate. I think it's female." -- College student

"I don't take checks from college students" -- Daria

Where can I go to see a big good healthy dose of bad attitude?

Thrown out from college and not even being enrolled first. I'm so proud.

"Dad, Have you thought of a living will?"
"Do you think I should?" -- Daria and Daria's dad

"Do it for the chance to look inside into the house and laugh at their weird sense of style."
"Ok, but I get to bring the Polaroid."

You gotta help me. You're the most negative person I know.

"You're a real Joan of Arc. "
"I'm about to order the stake."

"And how does it sound to your collaborator?"
"Next time, I give you a prepared statement." -- Art teacher and Daria

Your mortal integrity is tearing your family asunder. Cool.

"Who's butt do I have to kiss to get my interoffice mail before nightfall?" -- Daria's mom

"They may be shallow, but that doesn't mean they should be executed."
"Yes it does."
"OK, I'm sold." -- Daria & Jane

"Look at the jello! It's jiggling!"
"Afraid of the competition?" -- Brittney and Daria

"Are we all going to die?"
"Not on school property. Go home!" -- boy and principal

"You know, being a post-apocalypic town will be cool. The other towns will be afraid of us."
"They already are." -- Jane and Daria

Doesn't anyone in this town wear pants? -- Mrs. Morgandorfer

Jane's Motto: Every cloud has a smoky gray lining. -- From the Daria website

"I warn you, this is going to screw up the natural world order!"
"That's Daria's mission in life." -- Leprechaun & Jane