However, if she fails to moan over donuts, call me. -- Maryanne

"Wow, that was humiliating. Mother sure picked a good time to take a bath."
"I agree. Now we have time to watch it again." -- Zoe and Maryanne

"Do I have to use the computer? It doesn't like me. It makes strange noises
at me." -- Cybill

"But he was riding a big smelly animal."
"It was a tractor!" -- Maryanne and Cybill

"There is a fine line between rich and helpless." -- Cybill

"I would like a vodka martini with two olives."
"We don't have a bar."
"This is Earth?" -- Maryanne and Claire the waitress

Did you hear that? Free cheesecake. We're moving here. -- Cybill