That's the difference between me and the rest of the world! Happiness isn't good enough for me! I demand euphoria! -- Calvin, Calvin & Hobbes
That's what I'm here for. Sage, yet disturbing, advice. -- BM, 8-Bit Theater
"Your species conducts mating rituals over a computer? Isn't that a
"Mental stimulation can be very sensual."
"You can't poor hot wax on a computer's nipples."
"You'd be surprised how little that concerns me." -- Diablo and Jon
Toothgnip's Dating Tip #3: Never lick someone without properly introducing yourself first.
Servant female! You have rejected my attempts to impregnate you with alien-human hybrids for the last time! Tremble before the might of my new goatee! -- Neil
If God didn't want us to eat animals, he wouldn't have made them out
of meat. -- Phillip