These are for both Buffy the Vampire Slayer and Angel: The Series.

I wonder how vampires get all their nutrients solely from blood? You'd think they'd need some fiber too..

A teacup between Buff and Natal Lambent from Forever Knight (Set up after Last Knight, the last episode of Forever Knight)
Buffy: "Stake, holy water... yep. Looks like I got everything."
Nat: "Hold on, we can't forget this. This is the fastest way to render him helpless."
Buffy: "What?"
Nat: "I'm stealing his remote control."

I've always liked Angel. He's a sex kitten.

"So, it's only direct sunlight that kills him."
"Yeah, he's like an african violet. Keep out of direct sunlight. Water sparingly.

Wait a minute, he's see-through?! Oh... It's glass...

"That's an interesting way to follow someone."
"Yeah, no one would think to look on the roofs. And he's definately spry enough to do it."
"Yes, spry's a good word!"

It really is a ritual sacrifice with pie.

"On the angst scale of 1 to 100..."
"100? Big scale."
"Yeah, well, he's been around a long time."

"Report cards are the original Schroedinger's Box.  Reality is indeterminate until the cat grades your final." -- Xander
Sandy Places in the Shadows, by James Walkswithwind and Wolfing

Are the menfolk come to save Buffy?

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