Buffy TV Quotes

Welcome To The H-mouth
The Witch
Teacher's Pet
Never Kill a Boy on the First Date
The Pack
I Robot, You Jane
Puppet Show
Invisible Girl
Prophecy Girl
When She was Bad
Some Assembly Aquired
School Hard
Inca Mummy Girl
Reptile Boy
Lie To Me
The Dark Age
What's My Line?
Bad Eggs
Bewitched,Bothered, and Bewildered
Killed By Death
I Only Have Eyes For You
Go Fish
Dead Man's Party
Band Candy
Lover's Walk
The Freshman
Living Conditions
Fear, Itself
Beer Bad
Wild at Heart
The Initiative
Something Blue
A New Man
The I In Team
Goodbye, Iowa
Buffy vs Dracula

Unknown episodes:

"Wendell, what is wrong with you? Don't you know that she is the center of the universe, and the rest of us merely revolve around her?"
"Why don't you revolve yourself out of my light?" -- Xander and Cordelia

"We'll squeeze it in between throwing our hats in the air, and killing the elected town officials. Democracy in action!" -- Xander

'I'm here to violate your firstborn' never goes well with parents for some reason. -- Riley

"Are you mad at me?"
"Not all. I'm plotting your death, but in a happy way." -- Buffy and Riley

"Giles are you breaking up with your car?"
"Well, it did seduce me!" -- Buffy and Giles

"A work ethic. You're developing a work ethic."
"Do they make an ointment for that?" -- Willow and Buffy

"The hell with Giles!"
"I can hear you, you know." -- Willow and Giles

I bet the death rate keeps the rent low. -- Giles

"Crap! Look at this! Now I'm burdened with a husband, several tiny, pink children, and more cash than I can reasonably manage."
"That means you're winning."
"Yes, Cash equals good."
"Oh, I'm so pleased! ...Can I trade in the children for more cash?" -- Anya and Xander

"He kills our kind."
"Guy has to have a hobby."
"Oh yeah, what's up with that?" -- Spike, minion, and Harmony

Best of luck. Let me know how the super villain thing goes. -- Harmony

"Ice is cool. It's like water....but it's not."----Oz

Welcome to the hellmouth petting zoo. -- Buffy

Generally speaking, when scary things get scared, not good. -- Xander

We got company. And they brought a crusade. -- Xander

School Hard
"This Saturday is the night of St. Vigeous."
"Let me guess - he didn't make balloon animals." -- Giles and Buffy

Oh, Will, you're supposed to use your powers for good. -- Buffy


"Don't forget, you're supposed to be a weak little girlie-girl like the rest of us."
"Spoil my fun." -- Willow and Buffy, 'Phases'

Killed By Death

"But you do know that you saw death?"
"Did it have an hourglass?"
"Ooh, if he asks you to play chess, don't even do it. Guy's, like, a whiz." -- Cordelia, Willow, and Xander

Go Fish

"It's about time our school excelled at something."
"Mmm, you're forgetting our high mortality rate."
"We're number one!" -- Cordelia, Willow, and Xander


Gee, I'm glad we showed up for depressing night! -- Xander, Anne

It cheers up the room.
It's angry at the room, mom. It wants the room to suffer. -- Joyce and Buffy, Anne

Dead Man's Party

Don't you like my mask? Isn't it pretty? It raises the dead! -- Giles

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